jokes

[mouse boy]

how do you get two whales in a car?

down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge:) :D

[bookworm]

Knock Knock
who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Kangaroo not kanga who!;) :)

[Sandra]

what goes AAAAAAAAAAA?

A sheep with no lips:cool: :D

[Steve]

A mysterious hole appeared overnight in the high street.Police are said to be looking into it.

[Steve]

Police are looking for a man with one eye.
If they have no luck they will use both.

[Steve]

Police are looking for a man with green hair,no teeth,three arms and a blue nose.
He hasn't done anything wrong,they just want a good laugh .

[Steve]

All the toilet seats at the police station were stolen late last night .
Police have nothing to go on.

[bookworm]

How does a bald man keep his ears warm?

He uses earwigs :cool: :cool: :cool: :D

[bookworm]

What happens if you take the legs and head of a sheep?

It becomes a cloud :D :) :) :)

[bookworm]

What happened to the paper shop?


It blew away. HA HA HA :D ;) ;)

[Jen]

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

[Steve]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy65.gif

[Steve]

What do you call a man with a car on his head ?

Jack. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping44.gif

[Steve]

What do you call a man with a bag of leaves on his head?

Russell.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping43.gif

[bookworm]

What happened to the frog that broke down?


It got toad away HA HA

[bookworm]

Doctor Doctor I feel like a bridge
Whats come over you lately?
Five cars, two buses and a bike

[mouse boy]

Doctor doctor I feel like a pack of cards

Sit down and and I'll deal with you later

[mouse boy]

Doctor Dotor I'm invisible
I'm sorry sir I cant see you right now

[mouse boy]

Doctor Doctor I only have 59 seconds to live
Just a minute

[Sandra]

what do you call a rich cartoon bear?

Winnie the Pools :D :D

[Jen]

A man lost his left arm and leg in an accident ... He's all right now :p

[bookworm]

Who is the cheif of the hankies?

The hankiecheif he he :D

[mouse boy]

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine

It wooden go hee hee hee

[bookworm]

Doctor Doctor whats god for biting nails?

Very sharp teeth

[Sandra]

What is ET short for?



Because he only has little legs...

[Steve]

Whats half grey and half brown? An elephant with diahorrea.

[bookworm]

Knock knock
whos there
Athissh
Atisshwho

Bless you :neener2: :neener2:

[mouse boy]

What question can you never answer yes to?

Are you asleep